He is an equal opportunity slut.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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