yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
