Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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