Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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