were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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