My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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