So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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