bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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