why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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