he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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