There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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