i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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