some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
