We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
dude. I can hear the air.
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