i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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