everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
