The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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