her vagine was all disorganized.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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