I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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