I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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