At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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