I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
