And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
only you would photoshop your dick
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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