I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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