Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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