Just fell off a train. Bad.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
