I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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