I'm lost and stupid without you.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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