Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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