I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dear god my vagina.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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