I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So vagazzling was a success
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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