what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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