i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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