I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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