Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
soo... how was my night?
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