I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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