"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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