Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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