Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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