Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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