I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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