i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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