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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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