My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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