My hair reeks of homosexuality.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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