you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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