this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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