so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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