Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
