you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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