I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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